Generating Your Remulac Password

Parts of Remulac.eu are accessible only by Coneheads. You prove that you are a Conehead by providing a name and password when the site asks you for them. Remulac then verifies the name and password. If the name and password are valid, the shields are dropped and you are allowed to enter inner Remulac space.

Of course, if you are not a Conehead, then all hope is lost. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200. However, you are not being sent to jail. You can still enjoy Thoughts.

At this point, you may be asking yourself: “But how do I know what name and password to use? I’d like to be allowed into this inner space!” It is easier than you think: you just make them up. I’m not making this up. You just make them up.

Here’s how using this ten step process:

  1. Imagine a name you’d like to use.
  2. Imagine a password you’d like to use.
  3. Start a new email message to Don Roberto. Might want the subject line to read something like: “Yes, I’m a Conehead and really want to reach the inner Remulac space.”
  4. Point your browser at this password generator site. Similar sites would also work.
  5. Type in the name and password.
  6. Click the “Generate” button. A line with the name followed by a bunch of garbage-like characters will appear on the right.
  7. Click the “Copy” button.
  8. In the email to Don Roberto that you have open, click in the body area and then “paste” what you just copied.
  9. Click send. When I get the mail, I’ll inform Remulac of the presence of a new Conehead.
  10. Congratulate yourself and celebrate with a beer. Don’t forget to collect your retirement points.

If you are clever (and also care), you may have noticed that you never actually gave me (or anyone else) your password. Only you know what it is! Well, yeah, uh: you, the NSA, the screen scraping software implanted in your PC, and the web site that maybe is lying about not capturing your data. Relax. These guys still think Remulac is a small town in France.